I'm neuroitic right now... going through my notes... Its one of these days, but to the type of scene below not the type of perfect day I want (or is it?).

    There are estimates that around 100 uncontacted tribes exist in the world.  That number seems staggering to me.  Its incredible... Most are located in South America. Its time to put on your explorer hat.  Photos were just captured of a tribe on the border of Brazil and Peru.  Check out the full article.

 

 

       A character.  His wife is filing for divorce claming he abused her and is addicted to alcohol and marijuana.  She also stated he:

"travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons."

Groundhog Day buddy.  I still like you Bill, your sardonic expressions never cease to make me laugh.

    The perfect word to describe the condition of my apartment after two hours of cleaning.  I don't want to eat here, sleep here, shit here, or shower here.  Its the cleanest its ever been.  It is amazing...

    The bathtub is white and the toilet seat is brand new.  A candle is burning on my desk, the smell is reminiscent of the flavor they pump through the vents at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.  Intoxicating, I think I've actually smelled it on someone the past couple of days but I can't find the face in my memory. 

Ratatat is going on a short tour this summer... All West Coast except for a night in Billyburg.

07-07 Seattle, WA - Chop Suey
07-08 Portland, OR - Holocene
07-10 San Francisco, CA - Slim's
07-12 Los Angeles, CA - Echoplex
07-15 Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg

    Dinner at my house!  I'm living like a crackhead.  Take a look at my fridge, its stocked with condiments and a gallon of distilled water (can I even drink that?).  All I have in the pantry is long grain rice, B vitamins and waffle mix.  Anyone up for rice with pancakes?! Syrup is one of the condiments!!!! Whaaaaaaaaatttttttttt.  Then we can snort some vitamins! Wonderful..

    Wow, times are rough and tumble but I stay humble like pie.

   I want fruits.

   I want vegetables.

    I want ice cream.

    Frozen beef.

    Cans of tuna.

   I don't care if I get leftovers.

I wouldn't mind falling in love right now, right this second. Maybe because this ridiculous Morrissey song is playing, loaded with melodramatic lyrics.  Are the words really that sensational?  Nah... Morrissey is great... One might say the last of the famous international playboys.

To me you are a work of art
And I would give you my heart
That’s if I had one