Somebody...

    Dinner at my house!  I'm living like a crackhead.  Take a look at my fridge, its stocked with condiments and a gallon of distilled water (can I even drink that?).  All I have in the pantry is long grain rice, B vitamins and waffle mix.  Anyone up for rice with pancakes?! Syrup is one of the condiments!!!! Whaaaaaaaaatttttttttt.  Then we can snort some vitamins! Wonderful..

    Wow, times are rough and tumble but I stay humble like pie.

   I want fruits.

   I want vegetables.

    I want ice cream.

    Frozen beef.

    Cans of tuna.

   I don't care if I get leftovers.

I wouldn't mind falling in love right now, right this second. Maybe because this ridiculous Morrissey song is playing, loaded with melodramatic lyrics.  Are the words really that sensational?  Nah... Morrissey is great... One might say the last of the famous international playboys.

To me you are a work of art
And I would give you my heart
That’s if I had one