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::Sleep Log::

2:23 am - I get home, listen to music for a bit as I lounge on my couch.

3:45 am - I feel like i'm resigned to passing out on the couch.  Its cold... I throw on a hoodie in my bedroom then go back to the couch.  I can't get comfortable so I go to my bed.

5:21am - I wake up.  I lie in bed for a bit then I start reading Fast Forward - Confessions of a Porn Screenwriter by Eric Spitznagel.  It was given to me as a present for my birthday this past week.  I find it ironic that I had typed an entry on porn screenwriting in November.  I guess I finally answered my question.  Here is an excerpt from the screenplay for Butt Crazy! by Eric Spitnagel.

LLOYD BURKE

After we learned about Stacey's butt enhancements, we also discovered that almost every contestant was in some way violating the rules of Miss Butt USA.  A few girls were caught using butt steroids.  At least three admitted to varnishing their butts with shellac to make them extra shiny.  We even found out that one of them wasn't a real woman.

Hilarious dialouge.  For the sex scenes:

SEX SEQUENCE, TWO ACTORS & ACTRESS, SS#3, B/B/G 

7:00 am - Try to go back to sleep to no avail.  I read a little more then make a cup'o'tea, decaf green.  I turn on the new Robert Plant & Alison Krauss album and whip out my laptop to start writing.

8:37 am - Tired... Pass out on my couch. 

9: 23 am - Wake up.

10:57 am - Go to sleep

12 pm - Wake up... stay up.

Waiting For the Sun 

    What the fuck... Sounds like a great plan.  

 Yeah I got more records than the KGB

    After talking about Morocco yesterday someone recommended going to Essaouira (formely Mogador).  It was the setting for Orson Wells' "Othello,"  apparently it has really good surf, and just looks gorgeous.  I'm definitely hitting upppppp.
 

It is impossible to find tickets to this show at the Bowery Ballroom on 1/29 or 1/30.