Somebody...

I just completed a call sheet, budget, and schedule for a short film.  After I finished it, I wondered (don't ask why) what all those elements would contain if it was for a porno.  Then I proceeded to search for "porn star call sheet," "porn shoot schedule," etc.  Nothing came up in terms of actual call sheets or schedules, sadly nothing explicit or obscene pages were discovered (don't waste your time).  I'm not going to let my perverted imagination run rampant but I bet you would find something like this:

Scene 18	INT TYSON'S BEVERLLY HILLS ESTATE - DAY 	

pgs. 1 6/8	Tyrone fucks Victoria.

   Do they use vulgar language on the call sheet like 'she fucks him' or are they a little more polite.  Instead of 'Tyrone fucks Victoria' would it be 'Tyrone and Victoria engage in sexual congress.'  It certainly wouldn't be 'Tyrone makes love to Victoria' because they really aren't in love.  I'm guessing they don't use more refined expressions.  Try to think of a way to write 'Jennifer fucks everyone in the room.  She guzzles as much cum as she can.'  You know what?  They probably don't even have schedules...

   I saw this photo on Thursday attached to a report on the student protests in Venezuela.  What an insane picture.

    It is 6pm and hella dark outside.  I'm tossing on a movie and relaxing for a little bit.  I think I'll watch "The Lives of Others"  haven't seen it yet...  I believe I can fly.