Somebody...

    First of all.  I laughed a couple times.  Even though its 17 years old.  La di da de we like to party.  Today, for the first time in my life, I listened to Purple Rain in its entirety.  Start to finish it was an experience.  I heard mixed reviews about the movie but I think I'm going to have to watch it anyway.I'm definitely going to have to see the movie.

    Today was pretty, pretty boring.  I really want to take a girl out to a nice seafood restuarant and read the menu to her out loud.  After finally debating what I should be this Halloween I've decided to circumvent the path of Jesus and become the Canadian child molester, Christopher Paul Neil.

    The costume is simple:

Photoshop a picture of your face with the swirl effect or just use this one. 

Print it out on a 8x11 sheet of paper.

Cut two holes on both sides of the paper and use either a rubberband or string to tie it around your head.

    If you really want to make it realistic rent a van with no windows and dress in a flannel shirt. 

WHATS THE SCENARIO??  When is this coffee table book coming out.  Someone needs to do it.