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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:34:03 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/"><rss:title>Jack Of All Masters</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2008-11-21T17:34:03Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/21/loomstate-versus-target-versus-me.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/21/lagging-ahead.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/20/were-on-the-same-page-now-but-reading-different-things.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/18/good-times-good-schools-you-know-ive-had-my-share.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/18/the-summary.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/18/tell-me-the-title.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/17/la-la-la.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/15/talking-headsalmost.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/15/piss-happy.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/13/web-mail.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/21/loomstate-versus-target-versus-me.html"><rss:title>Loomstate versus Target versus Me</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/21/loomstate-versus-target-versus-me.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jack of All Masters</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-21T03:15:43Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Fashion</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ughh, do I really have to keep your materialistic mouths full? I guess so. Before I go on, I view writing as art and I am very liberal in my approach to it. I paint a picture with words and let you absorb it however you may. What it means to me I already know, then again, sometimes I don't know, that's the beauty of art.</p>
<p>Here it is, as you can tell I had nothing to do with the shoddy write-up - I have an A in plagirism, high school taught me well. (quick lie: Huqleberry had nothing to do with my love for Loomstate):</p>
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<p>Loomstate first debuted in 2004, as a collection that featured eco-friendly clothing. Designer and co-owner of Loomstate, Rogan Gregory, has teamed up with Target to design a collection with them, bringing eco-friendly fashion to the masses. The Loomstate for Target line will offer men&rsquo;s and women&rsquo;s apparel, priced between $14.99 and $44.99. The collection uses environmentally sensitive materials such as 100 percent certified organic cotton and sustainable fibers including linen and silk. The line will debut on target.com and select Target stores on April 19 and will be available through May 16. The launch is timed to coincide with Earth Day on April 22.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/21/lagging-ahead.html"><rss:title>Lagging Ahead</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/21/lagging-ahead.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jack of All Masters</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-21T02:27:48Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Lifestyle</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unlike PRR, there's been a ton going on over these parts. Today I went to Burger King and copped this double whoppper meal, but I forgot to ask for cheese on my burger - this is why I loathe BK.Can't you at least ask me if I want cheese? It'll make you more money. <br /><br />Then later on, I went to good ole Wendy's and copped the #6 - the best ever. It came out perfect. Chicken cooked well - still juicy, fries were perfect as well, with only one soggy fry left over. <br /><br />Did the double fast food do-up today. I feel so skinny. seriously, I've lost 25lbs.Can you believe it? I was 189ish, I think I even broke 190 at one point. I recently weighed myself (that's how you find out your weight) and I was 162. Wow. How? Well, I stopped working out - for those who know, my regiment was pretty in-depth - for a year and lost all my 'muscle' mass. I'm thin and frail and pale. My face is blossoming with pimples with immature hairs poking out like dead sticks. I'm basically a complete loser. Failing at life. Going nowhere. I'm 22 and for now I voted out the option of marriage and/or kids. I can't take care of myself, let alone a kid, let alone a wife. <br /><br /><br />If I've ever had a kid as pathetic as myself, there is no way I could deal with the stress. <br /><br />So I'm 22, basically a quarter done with my life if I live to 88. It went pretty fast so I'll be dead before I know it. I'm ready to go. I really am. Wish me luck on this death trail, hopefully I can succeed at following the sign posts. I think it's straight ahead.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/20/were-on-the-same-page-now-but-reading-different-things.html"><rss:title>We're on the same page now but reading different things.</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/20/were-on-the-same-page-now-but-reading-different-things.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jack of All Masters</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-20T20:22:12Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Crisis</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You're on my side now. You're on my stomping grounds. No degree. No lucrative job. Bye bye pension. Bankers, CEO's, business execs, presidents, principals, lawyers, all of you, all of you are with me now. I feel better now. Me and my simple mind. No struggle anymore. Just let go and watch it all burn. Watch it all collapse. Collapse into a big mess. People running around looking for something. Anything. Lost. Blood. Mass terror. Fear. Nothing to hold on to. The money's gone. The love of money can't be found now, huh? What you got now?&nbsp; Tell me. I want to know. You have nothing. Nothing but you and your soul. Oh, that's right. There's nothing after you die. Just black. Just space. So why are you so afraid? Why is there a pit of endless emptiness in your heart that you can never satisfy? Keep trying. Keep it up. You'll find it one day. You're golden. You are the answer to life. I want to be like you. Everyone needs to be like you. You are perfect. Oh, yes you are, silly. You are perfect. You don't need help from anyone. You've got it, bud. You've got it.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/18/good-times-good-schools-you-know-ive-had-my-share.html"><rss:title>Good Times, Good Schools, You Know I've Had My Share</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/18/good-times-good-schools-you-know-ive-had-my-share.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jack of All Masters</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-18T02:41:48Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Fashion</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://ctothejl.com/2008/11/17/royal-revelation-fallwinter-08-collection#more-24583"><img src="http://www.huqleberry.com/storage/royalgood.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1226976479182" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>
<p>I always thought slapping a photo on t-shirt was kinda of chintzy, and I still do. But I'll let Royal Revelation slide on this. Not because they didn't take this photo and it's a super easy way to add another 'piece' to the collection, but because the photo and the tough times we're in go hand-in-hand. Except schooling is becoming more and more of a non-necessity as well. The only thing I successfully did this semester was drop a class, and I just barely made the deadline. It feels good. Feels real good. Click the tee to see more from the RR camp.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/18/the-summary.html"><rss:title>The Summary</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/18/the-summary.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jack of All Masters</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-18T01:39:46Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who wants it? Who wants to take the weight, the brunt, of my shortcomings, misfortunes, and straight up failures? That's what I thought you selfish pig. You don't have time for me and you don't care what is going on in my life and what I have to say. Sheer loneliness. Who? What? To who or what do I vent? Tell me. Give me the answer so I can pour out the most un-searchable of feelings. So I can hold my soul, my heart, my mind to the light and let you see right through me. I want you to see through me and I want you to do something about it. I want you to fix me. Do you know how? Do you have the answer? What's that? You don't? Then what good are you doing here. Then what good am I doing here. Those aren't questions. Those are statements. What? You don't feel the same? You've never felt like this in your life? You are a liar. I am calling you a liar. Absorb it. It's true. Make a petty comment, whisper secrets to your soul. Laugh at me. Go ahead. Laugh. You fake. You phony. Get away from me. I don't want anything to do with you. People like you are the reason why the world is evil. People like me are the reason the world is in shambles. What are we going to do about it? Let's start a war. Let's kill each other.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/18/tell-me-the-title.html"><rss:title>Tell Me The Title</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/18/tell-me-the-title.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jack of All Masters</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-18T01:26:42Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>share my secrets with the radio</p>
<p>hug the wheel when i feel the low</p>
<p>the pedal don't know i'm feeling slow</p>
<p>my melting image in the window gives me away, yeah it gives me away</p>
<p>salty roads i travel</p>
<p>salty roads know me too well</p>
<p>salty roads my soul unravel</p>
<p>salty roads no one can tell</p>
<p>blame my lonliness on the world</p>
<p>but it wasn't there for me to begin with</p>
<p>shame myself like i have control</p>
<p>but i didn't co-sign my birth</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/17/la-la-la.html"><rss:title>La La La</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/17/la-la-la.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jack of All Masters</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-17T21:20:42Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Crisis</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hitting the deep notes. In need of some new notes. Bye, bye Citigroup. Nice to know yaaa, goodbyeee -Weebus</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/081117/citigroup_jobs.html?.v=9"><img src="http://www.huqleberry.com/storage/bank.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1226956980910" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/15/talking-headsalmost.html"><rss:title>Talking Heads...Almost</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/15/talking-headsalmost.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jack of All Masters</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-15T21:30:57Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Bizarre</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I was a kid and we studied the French Revolution, and, of course, the guillotine, the class buzzed with rumors that the executed could briefly maintain consciousness after decapitation. Damn Interesting just reposted a short piece on that notion of "Lucid Decapitation." From Damn Interesting:</p>
<blockquote><img src="http://www.boingboing.net/images/_content_guillotine.jpg" border="1" alt=" Content Guillotine" hspace="4" vspace="4" width="148" height="200" align="left" />In the heyday of the guillotine during the French Revolution, it is said that many of the condemned were asked to blink for as long as possible after decapitation. While many reportedly did not blink at all, some complied for as long as thirty seconds. Still other observations describe much more specific reactions to stimuli following beheading. Consider the case of Languille, a convicted murderer who was guillotined in France. He was observed by Dr. Beaurieux during his execution at 5:30am on June 28th, 1905. As written in <em>Archives d'Anthropologie Criminelle</em>, here are the doctor's observations:<br /><br /> <em>Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of the guillotined man worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds ... I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased. <br /><br />The face relaxed, the lids half closed on the eyeballs, leaving only the white of the conjunctiva visible, exactly as in the dying whom we have occasion to see every day in the exercise of our profession, or as in those just dead. <br /><br />It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: 'Languille!' I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions ... Next Languille's eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves ... After several seconds, the eyelids closed again, slowly and evenly, and the head took on the same appearance as it had had before I called out.<br /></em></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=495">Lucid Decapitation</a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/15/piss-happy.html"><rss:title>Piss Happy</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/15/piss-happy.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jack of All Masters</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-15T14:38:29Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Lifestyle</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just woke up. I didn't even piss yet and my toes are curling (ah, I miss my unfinished short story. Will someone develop it a bit more and make me or themselves rich?).</p>
<p>My face is crusty in more than one place. I have a bad taste in my mouth in every meaning.</p>
<p>But what I really want to know is...who watches Bassmasters aka freshwater fishing every Saturday morning? Because it's been on ESPN for as long as I remember with the same old skilled hicks or 'pro fisherman' pulling up a bass while making some sort of grunt when they 'snag' it - they never miss - then making some sort of comment like 'Ah, another spotted bass, must be why I don't see any herring. She's a good one'. Veteran Kenyon Hill is currently in in first at 64 lbs 13oz. I think it's only day three of the tournament but I just made that up to add a little mustard.</p>
<p>I'll be watching NCAAF all day today and listening to the rain tap on my roof, maybe I'll even let it in or I'll go outside and make small talk.</p>
<p>Also interesting, I'm going to have to start taking some steamy photos because I'm going to Boston to do a bit of...eh...Andy Arz type stuff (not that stuff) for Karmaloop. The camera is the girl you love, that little extra widening of the eyes and tweak of the lips does wonders.</p>
<p>See me on the streetwear catwalk rocking the wackest brands in the industry. Face all over the internet. I also have to really cut my hair now. Guess <a href="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/12/after-reading.html">she's getting a call</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/13/web-mail.html"><rss:title>Web Mail</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.huqleberry.com/joam/2008/11/13/web-mail.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jack of All Masters</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-13T20:26:13Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.huqleberry.com/storage/webmail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1226694559327" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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