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This unidentified horrid creature went from the sandy shores of Ditch Plains Beach [2mi east of Montauk, NY] to every media outlet in the nation in nearly a week. Then it captivated/stunned the online world by scoring its own Wikipedia Page--the internet equivalent to a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Where will we smell its stench next? Our back door? We'll have to keep our noses to the air. Until then, cop this highly unlimited Montauk Monster T-Shirt and add "Hipster Tourist" to your urban dictionary.