After knowing him for over four years I still don’t really know him.  What I do know is he is full of a bizarre/dystopian wisdom that can only be referred to as  ‘Gundenisms.’

I’ve placed the burden upon my shoulders and have decided to keep a running record of these Gundenisms.  It is his legacy.

• I don’t need to go anywhere to become a prick. I’m already there.
• I guess I’m too tired to be clever.
• The Mighty Ducks put hockey on the map.
• Ten is a solid number.  I’m the one.  She is the zero (Moves index finger in and out of crude finger circle). Boom.
• SoCo and lime is liquid panty remover.
• Don’t pay for the mussels.  You pay for a full meal and you get a cock tease.
• I think I’m going to smoke a cigar later.

Watch him dance.