Speed Racer Gunden
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009LAG is now a licensed go-kart driver.
His heroics on the track at the Xtreme Indoor Carting compound in Ft. Lauderdale saw him place fifth on the all time leader board, a half a second shy of the all time record held by, “Some redneck from Tallahassee.” A fucking compound.
He celebrated by visiting the on premises bar aptly called The Finish Line.
Yeah, you know I just needed to have a couple beers to celebrate the victory. There are few times in the life of a man where he feels truly accomplished.
After running a sizable bar tab of $23.95 which, in Florida, is equivalent to a blood alcohol concentration of 1.38%, he drove himself home in an automobile.
Editor’s Note: LAG doesn’t posses a valid drivers license.
