Bottles! The Book
Monday, July 6th, 2009
–> Over the past couple of days I came to a realization. You are nothing in this world unless you have a bottle photograph.
–> A bottle photo? Yes, a bottle photo (see below).
–> Coffee table book. Bottles. Bottles in a book. It has promotional bonanza tattooed all over it. The contributors to this website have decided to take it upon themselves to collect these pictures and compile them into a hardbound book.
–> Why pose with bottles of alcohol in zi club? Shema Shev on Friday? It’s an interesting case study in psychology and more importantly sociology. Personally, I think the bottle photo is a thing of pure beauty. What better way to glamorize the truly special moments then by putting these photos in a super-glossy book?
–> Bottles. Fucking bottles. The book strokes the ego of alcohol companies and nightlife venues across the world… As well as the cynics. It’s genius. Endless hours of laughter and utter fascination.
–> The book will even have a few blank pages for you, the owner, to add your very bottle photographs! Oh the memories!! “Remember when I had two bottles in my hand and I was dancing??!!! OMFG. Bottles!”
–> Alcoholic beverage companies battling with their checkbooks to sponsor the book launch. Launch-cum-photo shoot for ‘Bottles II: <Insert company>.”
–> How can you make it into the hallowed pages? It’s simple!
- Go to zi club
- Find some bottles (Beer does not count)
- Hold them.
- Strike a pose.
- Take a picture! (high res please)
- Email it me Huqleberry@gmail.com
- Pop bottles because you’ll live on forever! (EXCLAMATION POINTS!)
–> After scouring my iPhoto for ten minutes I had to face the music. A photo of me holding bottles doesn’t exist. Therefore, I am a loser. My tongue longs to taste the good life… A glimpse of something that would confirm my existence on this planet; something that would immortalize me (while balling of course. Big Ballin’). A bottle photo…
{Start with straight shots and then pop bottles} (ya)
{Flirt with the hood rats then pop models} (uh-huh)
{Start with straight shots and then pop bottles} (ya)
{Flirt with the hood rats then pop models}-Bird Man Featuring Lil’Wayne (Yeah Fuck Yeah. Rappers)
