Gundenisms
You probably don’t know who this man is.
After knowing him for over four years I still don’t really know him. What I do know is he is full of a bizarre/dystopian wisdom that can only be referred to as ‘Gundenisms.’
I’ve placed the burden upon my shoulders and have decided to keep a running record of these Gundenisms. It is his legacy.
- I don’t need to go anywhere to become a prick. I’m already there.
- I guess I’m too tired to be clever.
- The Mighty Ducks put hockey on the map.
- Ten is a solid number. I’m the one. She is the zero (Moves index finger in and out of crude finger circle). Boom.
- SoCo and lime is liquid panty remover.
- Don’t pay for the mussels. You pay for a full meal and you get a cock tease.
- I think I’m going to smoke a cigar later.
Watch him dance.
Tags: dancing, Gunden, Gundenisms, IRS, pedophile
